A secret hoard of Nazi porcelain has been discovered in an hitherto, hidden, underground warehouse in Hamburg. It was uncovered during excavation work to lay the foundations for a new municipal sewage works.
Hitler suffered from severe flatulence and this may have compounded his compulsion to be near a chamber pot, giving the unpredictability of a wet fart. Whilst these would normally be 'silent but deadly', he lived in constant fear of that awful sticky feeling of a full blown follow through and constantly urged Eva to make sure he had plenty of clean underwear. He did have some favourite pots and sometimes couldn't make up his mind which one to use and would hover at the last minute usually leaving him caught between two stools.
Social archeologists became excited with the find, when some of the pots were revealed to contain what looked like remarkably well preserved, organic matter.
“We can now maybe see what sort of diet Hitler had. He was reputed to be a vegetarian. Maybe now we can prove it and see exactly what his diet consisted of.”
A spokesman for Antiquitaten Informationgruppe, the German version of the Antiques Roadshow says,
“If this is genuine Nazi memorabilia, then it should fetch a good price. Old porcelain will always hold its value. If the potties can definitely be tied to Hitler, then the price could go up like shit off a shovel."